Tag Archives: Funny

Church & 30 Rock

28 Oct

I love 30Rock.  Smart, funny, quick.  All good things when it comes to a sitcom.  Kathy and I were watching it the other day, and I was struck by a really fun idea, how does the Church line up with 30 Rock?

This does not reflect Creekside, these thoughts reflect stereotype ideas about local Churches

Jack Donaghey = Lead Pastor

Jack has a lot of ideas, but knows that he is not going to be the one to actually carry them out.  He’s always thinking about leveraging the organization to the next level through things like “Synergy” and “Stratification.”  Jack put in his time and moved up the org chart.  He’s got bosses, but he’s definitely king of his empire.  For Jack it’s TGS and Mircrowave Programming.

Liz Lemon = Associate/Executive Pastor

Liz works hard and carries a lot of responsibility on her shoulders.  Liz is often responsible for making Jack’s ideas happen.  She has freedom to disagree with Jack in conversation but she also wants to make sure that their work is great and innovative.  Liz wants to move the organization forward, but she is working with people who are all working their own agenda, Liz has to build the habit of bringing all these people back to the same agenda.

Tracy Jordan = Youth Pastor

No one knows what Tracy is going to do, but other people will know that they have to pick up the pieces.  Tracy has two guys who Dot Com and Griz who keep him on track.  Youth pastors (having been I youth pastor I know) need to have youth leaders to keep them focused as well.

Jenna Maroney = Worship Pastor

The dreamer. The performer.  Always working on something crazy on the side.

 

I could probably go a lot deeper in this whole thing.  And again, I am not saying this is Creekside, but it’s a pretty stereotypical representation of the Church, based on stories I have heard and seen.  The idea tickled me and I had to write it out.

Joaquin Phoenix . . . wow

13 Feb

The Real Reasons Romney Dropped Out

17 Apr

read the article here.

10. There weren’t as many Osmonds as I thought.
9. I got tired of corkscrew landings under sniper fire.
8. As a lifelong hunter, I didn’t want to miss the start of the varmint season.
7. There wasn’t room for two Christian leaders.
6. I was upset that no one had bothered to search my passport files.
5. I needed an excuse to get fat, grow a beard and win the Nobel prize.
4. I took a bad fall at a campaign rally and broke my hair.
3. I wanted to finally take off that dark suit and tie, and kick back in a light-colored suit and tie.
2. Once my wife Ann realized I couldn’t win, my fundraising dried up.
1. There was a miscalculation in our theory: “As Utah goes, so goes the nation.”

Poison . . . you don’t really have to worry about it

16 Apr

this was at the church we gathered at for ethos

best acting ever

25 Mar

tuesday equals ugh!

26 Feb

Today is a rough day, sad news, tough decisions,  it’s really hard to focus.

But this lifted my spirits a little bit.

also check out hotel, hotel and the day I suddenly knew kung fu

Fail Blog = Funny

1 Feb

funny funny funny

Weird Wednesday

2 Jan

From Wenatchee World:

A 29-year-old Wenatchee man told police a pterodactyl caused him to drive his car into a light pole about 11:30 p.m. Thursday.

When police asked the man what caused the accident, his one-word answer was “pterodactyl,” Smith said. A pterodactyl was a giant winged reptile that lived more than 65 million years ago.

 

 link

Explaining the Interwebs

15 Nov

Somedays I feel like Dilbert when I try to explain the internet to people.

Good times. I wish there were better names for things.

New Series and stuff

5 Nov

Hey Everybody,

last thursday we started a new series called Everyday Heroes.  We looked at 1 Timothy 4.12 (one of my life verses) and we talked about setting the example as the first step to being an everyday hero.  You can download it here.  It was good times.

Hey while you are downloading stuff check out the creekside cast.  And download some great sermons from our church’s sunday morning gatherings.   We have been going through the Gospel of Matthew and it has been a blast so check it out.

Also I promised I would share this video on here, we played this before the sermon on Thursday.  Enjoy!

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