Category Archives: Funny

I love my Mac. Have fun with Vista.

I’ll admit I was a little bummed with Yesterday’s Commercials but here is my favorite:

I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child. -S. Wright

I saw on HBO, they were advertising this boxing match. They said “it’s a fight to the finish.” That’s a good place to end. –  M. Hedberg

How young can you die of old age? – S. Wright

You know, there’s a fishing show on TV. They catch the fish, but they let it go. They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something. -M. Hedbert

I was reading the dictionary; I thought it was a poem about everything. -S. Wright

TheChurchYouKnow.com has some pretty hillarious videos. Watch them.

On a traffic light red means stop, yellow means slow down, and green means go. But on a banana its the opposite, Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead and red means “Where’d you get that banana at?” -M. Hedberg

I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. “We’re surrounded.” -S. Wright