Mondays w/ Mitch

When you go to a resturant on the weekends and it’s busy so they start a waiting list, they say, “Dufrane, party of two, table ready for Dufrane, party of two.” And if no one answers they’ll say the name again: “Dufrane, party of two.” But then if no one answers, they’ll move on to the next name. “Bush party of three.” Yeah, but what happened to the Dufranes? No one seems to care. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing. You people are selfish. The Dufranes are in someone’s trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they’re hungry. That’s a double whammy. We need help. “Bush, search party of three. You can eat once you find the Dufranes.”

                                            – M. Hedberg

Published by jasondeuman

My Name is Jason, I live in Lynnwood, I'm married to Kathy we have son named Judah and a daughter name Jocelyn. Life is good.

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