Category Archives: Funny

When you go to a resturant on the weekends and it’s busy so they start a waiting list, they say, “Dufrane, party of two, table ready for Dufrane, party of two.” And if no one answers they’ll say the name again: “Dufrane, party of two.” But then if no one answers, they’ll move on toContinue reading “Mondays w/ Mitch”

I’ve never stayed at a bed and breakfast, because I don’t think I would, ’cause I figure, you stay at a bed and breakfast, by the end of the day, you start to get hungry. “Is that all you got around here? You need to direct me to a Chair, Lunch, Dinner. -M. Hedberg

I saw a commercial for an above-ground pool. It was thirty seconds long. You know why? Because that’s the maximum amount of time you can depict yourself having fun in an above-ground pool                                             — M. Hedberg

I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.                                     -S. Wright

So yeah, I hate surveys on myspace, but I do enjoy when people answer them funnyly (is that a word). This is Jordan’s response to this survey: So here it is. The secrets of my life revealed to you: 1) What side of the heart do you draw first? Now I remember why I neverContinue reading “Jordan Rocks”

Maybe this is the comedy in using a late comedian’s jokes, they are posted late.  HA!  I like an escalator, man, ’cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. There would never be a “Escalator temporarily out of order” sign, only “Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.”                            -M. Hedberg

After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in? \                                        S. Wright

Sorry for the tardiness of this.  I completely brain farted yesterday. A hippopotamus is just a really cool opotamus                                                                             -M. Hedberg