So yeah, I hate surveys on myspace, but I do enjoy when people answer them funnyly (is that a word).
This is Jordan’s response to this survey:
So here it is. The secrets of my life revealed to you:
1) What side of the heart do you draw first?
Now I remember why I never do surveys. Thinking back to third grade…I’d have to go with left.
2) Can you dive without plugging your nose?
I’ve never dived (dove? dovened?) before, but I probably wouldn’t.
3) What color is your razor?
Black? I don’t pay attention to these things.
4) What is your blood-type?
5) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?
Someone that I could tolerate for 24 hours? That’s crazy talk.
6) What is a rumor someone has spread about you?
That I cry a lot. But that hasn’t been true since, like eighth grade. Or so.
7) How do you feel about carrots?
One of my favorite vegetables.
8) How many chairs at the dining room table?
9) Which is the best Spice Girl?
The one that is the quietest.
10) Do you know what time it is?
Do I look retarded? I’m on a computer. Computers always have clocks.
11) Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince Theme Song?
12) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator?
Stay in the elevator. For quite a while probably.
13) What’s your favorite kind of gum?
The kind that doesn’t lose its flavor for like a year.
15) Do you have a crush on anyone?
Where’s number 14? Shouldn’t 13 be the one that’s taken out? Silly Myspaciens and their slightly-off superstition.
16) Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning?
I usually look up words I don’t know. Especially if I’m planning on throwing them out in everyday conversation.
17) Do you like to sleep?
Only in the morning, when it’s time to get up.
18) Do you know which US territories don’t use Daylight Savings Time?
The Communist ones.
19) Do you know the song Total Eclipse of the Heart?
20) Do you want a bright yellow ’06 mustang?
That’s random. No, I would prefer a Ferrari.
21) What’s something you’ve always wanted?
The ability to do everything.
22) Do you have hairy legs?
Let me check…..yep.
24) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
Well, since I can’t swim, lake. There’s a higher chance of recovering my body.
25) Do you wear a lot of black?
No more than normal people.
26) Describe your hair.
A filamentous outgrowth of dead cells from the skin, found mainly in mammals. It projects from the epidermis, though it grows from hair follicles deep in the dermis.
27) Do you have Entomophobia?
Not really an extreme phobia, but I hate bugs.
28) Are you an adult?
29) Where is/are your best friend(s)?
30) Do you have a tan?
More than I did last November.
31) Are you a television addict?
I haven’t watched T.V. in days.
32) Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?
33) Are you a sugar freak?
I like sugar. I’m not violent over it.
34) Do you like orange juice?
35) What sign are you?
I prefer cosine.
36) Where do you wish you were right now?
Two feet to the left, playing my bass. I think I’ll do that now.